We are on a mission to cut America’s divorce rate in half by inviting couples to shut off the TV and share a glass of wine with each other nightly. Our high quality wines please the palate -- and other senses, with provocative names and back labels that change the conversation and set the mood for romance and fun. Our labels are indeed provocative, and a bit risqué because we believe you should drink what you like, not what others say is good. And at Naked Winery, remember that, We Aim to Tease!® The grapes for our red varietals (Syrah, Cabernet, Sangiovese, Nebbiolo, Barbera and Merlot) are orgasmically grown in the hot and dry Apple Gate and Columbia Valley regions of Oregon and Washington respectively. While our other varietals (Pinot Noir, Pinot Gris, Chardonnay, Muscat and Riesling) benefit from the cool pacific marine layers of the Willamette and Illinois Valley\'s to produce subtle and complex wines. The vines in Washington\'s Columbia Valley struggle with just enough drip irrigated water to produce exceptional fruit for our big bold Chardonnays.